Who Said It: Donald Trump or Jesus Christ?

11-Jesus Donald

We're so glad you decided to test your knowledge of Jesus and Donald Trump. There are 14 test questions that you have to complete. A popular rhetorical tool among Christians, especially when pondering the moral and ethical questions of our day, is to ask “What Would Jesus Do” or “What Would Jesus Say”?

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6-Jesus Donald

Whoever welcomes this little child in my name welcomes me; and whoever welcomes me welcomes the one who sent me. For it is the one who is least among you all who is the greatest.

8-Jesus Donald

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

12-Jesus Donald

A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you are also to love one another.

7-Jesus Donald

You know, it doesn't really matter what they write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

14-Jesus Donald

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

11-Jesus Donald

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

9-Jesus Donald

When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some, I assume, are good people.

5-Jesus Donald

I'm putting the people on notice that are coming here from Syria as part of this mass migration,
that if I win, if I win, they're going back...

4-Jesus Donald

Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father.

3-Jesus Donald

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

13-Jesus Donald

Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.


You have to get their families.

15-Jesus Donald

I have a great relationship with the blacks.

2-Jesus Donald

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied.


9-Jesus Donald

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Jon Reremy, PhD
When Jon was a little bitty baby his mama would rock him in the cradle in the old cotton fields where he's from. Growing up in the deep south, he learned to take a punch, a skill he carries with him to this day and looks to pass on to future generations of Reremies. After the tragic monster truck accident that claimed the life of his latest wife, all pending charges were dropped, leaving Jon to pursue his dream of marrying someone younger, hotter, and dirtier. As his hunt continues, Jon lurks around the local junior college, where he hopes to earn his doctorate by attending several classes a month, that he may one day stop lying about having one. When he's not studying or leching, Jon maintains an active television-viewing schedule. On the rare occasion inspiration strikes, he strikes back.
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Mr Dickerson

Both Trump and Jesus have berry good similitude to a dirty diaper the two are full of S^^T !

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Great_Googly_Moogly

Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.

Great_Googly_Moogly
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Great_Googly_Moogly

Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.

BILL WALKER
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BILL WALKER

HESUS SAID THAT

FlatusOhlfart
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FlatusOhlfart

Jebus never existed… at least trump is real

Mary Beth Tuttle
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Mary Beth Tuttle

There is a great deal of empirical evidence that there was a historical Jesus. No respected historian denies that. Trump real? That hair, that spray tan – real?
Get a clue.

FlatusOhlfart
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FlatusOhlfart

actually – there is only hearsay. No direct evidence whatsoever that jesus ever existed. Nazareth was not a town in his time. Pilot was sent home for being too harsh on the jewish rebels, not cowering to pharisees. There is no evidence that J existed – get a clue.

FlatusOhlfart
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FlatusOhlfart

actually there are tons of respectable historians that agree there is no tangible evidence whatsoever that J ever existed. All hearsay, rumor and innuendo. The events of the bible are totally unsubstantiated.

fran koch
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fran koch

Oh my dad !!!!!!!

FlatusOhlfart
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FlatusOhlfart

Jebus never existed… at least trump is real

Mary Beth Tuttle
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Mary Beth Tuttle

There is a great deal of empirical evidence that there was a historical Jesus. No respected historian denies that. Trump real? That hair, that spray tan – real?
Get a clue.

FlatusOhlfart
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FlatusOhlfart

actually – there is only hearsay. No direct evidence whatsoever that jesus ever existed. Nazareth was not a town in his time. Pilot was sent home for being too harsh on the jewish rebels, not cowering to pharisees. There is no evidence that J existed – get a clue.

FlatusOhlfart
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FlatusOhlfart

actually there are tons of respectable historians that agree there is no tangible evidence whatsoever that J ever existed. All hearsay, rumor and innuendo. The events of the bible are totally unsubstantiated.

fran koch
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fran koch

Oh my dad !!!!!!!